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From back in my more active Steve/Tony days, a short comic!
I did this shortly after reading the sentient armor arc.
So, I read this while I’m working in the (dead silent) writing lab and burst into hysterical peals of laughter at the last two frames. Everyone looked at me like they were extremely concerned for my mental health and I DON’T EVEN CARE because this is JUST THAT ADORABLE.
#beam me up scotty #no fuck that; beam me up chris pine’s superhuman magical glowy eyeballs #FOR REAL #WHAT MAKES A HUMAN’S EYEBALLS LIKE THAT #like i don’t understand is his ridiculous embarrassing i-want-to-smack-you-in-the-face-chris-pine english degree #really a cover for all the time he spent at hogwarts school of wITCHCRAFT AND MY FUCKING EYES GLOW #was he born in the uncanny valley #does spending too much time with him cause people to spontaneously burst out in song #is he part smurf like WHAT #WHAT #MAKES THAT HAPPEN #TO A HUMAN FACE #like i’m sorry i’m sorry that my chris pine reactions are so out of control but i genuinely do not get it #i am honest to god kind of frightened by how attractive he is because seriously it’s not natural it’s not right #real human beings don’t send the impression that there is within them a luminous orb that is burning too brightly to look straight at at all #REAL HUMAN BEINGS DO NOT GLOW THROUGH THE EYES #but if chris pine is an alien then i want to boldly go where probably a number of people have gone before #maybe this is how the alien invasion happens; problem is that my feelings on that are #if so sign me up
Uh. Color correction?
Though his real eyes are also very pretty. (Prettier, frankly, but you give people digital color correction processes and they are pretty much guaranteed to go nuts with them. [Remember celluloid? Those were some good times.])
Lmfao, I WAS AFRAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHEN I WAS WRITING THOSE TAGS AND THEN DECIDED Y’ALL WOULD KNOW I WAS SCREWING AROUND, but: dude, worry not, I am actually aware that CPine’s eyes look different irl than they do in photosets/the JJ Abrams Has Some Really Serious Feelings About Color Palettes I Mean Star Trek films (though I totally stand by the spirit of those tags because I may or may not have spent quite a bit of time staring at any number of photos of Chris Pine, and I have never seen a single one including the one you linked where the color of his eyeballs has not made me think REAL PEOPLE’S EYES ARE NOT THAT BLUE. I have blue eyes I know this to be the case). But I am pretty much… always… just dicking around when I make ridiculous tag posts like this? That is why these things go in the tags: because I know they are ridiculous. Tags do not accurately reflect complete viewpoint of blogger; objects in tags may be larger than they appear; etc.
(also linking to that picture of CPine should be illegal especially when certain bloggers may or may not have just stopped staring at pictures of CPine only to be horribly sucked in again you monster hdu I may never escape goodbye)
(Source: andersonhastings)
this is a bunny playing a bunny sized piano and im crying
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS BECAUSE BUNNY PLAYING WITH LITTLE BUNNY PAWS ON A BUNNY SIZE GRAND PIANO AND I THINK I’M GOING TO IMPLODE OR SELF-COMBUST OR BURY MYSELF INTO A LITTLE HOLE BECAUSE I NEED THIS WEE BUNNY AND BUNNY PIANO IN MY LIFE
IT SITS DOWN FREAKING DRAMATICALLY. THAT IS A MOTHER-FREAKING NOBLE BUNNY. DON’T CONFUSE IT WITH YOUR FILTHY MONGRELS OF BUNNY. THIS BUNNY KNOWS WHAT SILVERWARE YOU USE FIRST IN THOSE FREAKING FANCY RESTAURANTS AND HOW TO PROPERLY HOLD A GLASS OF WINE. IT DESERVES MORE OF YOUR RESPECT.
(Source: pitchesonmypicc, via mythomagic13)
I WANT ONE!
(via mythomagic13)
BLACK FRIDAY EMPLOYEE PRANK (by PrankvsPrank)
a.k.a. THAT HILARIOUS BULLSHIT I WOULD TOTALLY DO! (with the help of my equally batshit-crazy friends, of course)
THIS IS SO PRECIOUS!